“We invited you to appear on the show a day before this “hell week” that you are talking about. You agreed and now you make it appear that we are forcing you (via urine sprays to the face) to get your drunk ass out of bed to come by the show where we “abuse and degrade” women? Well if that’s the case, you’ll fit right in sir! Hahaha The real story why you didn’t show up tonight on my show was because you demanded we pay you twenty more thousand. So save us the preachy bullshit. Last time, you guested on this very show and all I paid you was two beers.
You are a supremely talented individual Baron, hence people still like employing you for a week’s worth of work. You are also in need of some help — that being an understatement. Lessen the intake bud. We have been friends for a long time. I’m gonna assume you’re just drunk as fuck right now and when you wake up in morning you won’t remember posting this. Or you’re completely sober and stupid and you really want to get into a dumb social media war wherein I can shove all this right up your ass (wink), or we can book a fight night at a disco with a pool and have a bunch of socialites laugh at us as we attempt to be MMA posers. All because you’re tired from ONE WEEK of work. Wow. Ano? Tara na?
I once heard this simple gay man say, “if you aren’t so goddamn drunk so often, one week straight of work isn’t that difficult, pussy.”
(Photo source: Instagram – @barongeisler / @djmotwister)
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